You're Too Fucking Close If You Can Read This Car Magnet | Funny Bumper Sticker

Slip a little attitude onto your bumper with this bold, dark-green car magnet. The short, sharp message is set in clean, readable type on a matte white-backed vinyl that was printed with digital-direct precision — made to hold up whether it rains, shines, or you’re stuck in city gridlock. It reads like a quick, unapologetic note to tailgaters: calm the rush, give space, and move on. The low-key matte finish keeps glare down while the white base may subtly influence very dark designs, giving a slightly weathered, authentic look over time. Lightweight and easy to apply or remove, it clings firmly to metal surfaces and wipes clean, so it works on daily drivers, work trucks, or anyone who wants their car to speak plainly. Product features - 100% PVC vinyl with black magnetic backing - All-weather durable — made to withstand outdoor conditions - Available in three sizes to suit different bumpers and surfaces - Matte finish with a white base (white may show through darker designs) - Digital-direct printed in the USA from globally sourced materials Care instructions - Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.